UNOFFICIAL HOST CITY

FEEFA

Football is not the enemy. The host-city extraction machine is. FEEFA tracks the bill, the rules, the resistance, and the jokes worth printing.

What this is

An unofficial Vancouver counter-site for FIFA 2026: satire, receipts, resistance links, and printable trouble aimed at the host-city machine.

What we track

Public costs, temporary rules, branded zones, ticket extraction, policing, and the people pushing back across the 2026 host map.

What to do

Read the bill, find the resistance network, grab the posters, and send better receipts when the circus drops another invoice.

Receipts pulled: 2026-05-30T19:20:00Z

Street-Poster Ammunition

Fresh drop art is in the walls now. Print it, post it, and make the official language look as stupid as it sounds.

Print files and feed crops. Same little knife, different pocket.

SIDEWALK CLOSED FOR OPTICS poster preview

SIDEWALK CLOSED FOR OPTICS

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HOSTILE HOST CITY poster preview

HOSTILE HOST CITY

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SUPPORTERS ARE NOT YIELD poster preview

SUPPORTERS ARE NOT YIELD

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Street Evidence

A large street march of Whitecaps supporters carries Save The Caps signs toward BC Place in downtown Vancouver.

Save The Caps march hits BC Place

Vancouver, BC · 2026-04-25

Supporters used FIFA Congress week to drag ownership and public-money questions into the street.

Credit + license

Creator: Northwest

Faces: identifiable-faces

Image source

CC BY 4.0

Daytime east-facing view of BC Place with downtown Vancouver buildings and clouds.

BC Place before the overlay

Vancouver, BC · 2024-09-01

The stadium before the temporary zones, security overlays, and sponsor fog roll in.

Credit + license

Creator: DXR

Faces: no-faces

Image source

CC BY-SA 4.0

Manifesto For A Hostile Host City

The game is not the grift.

Football is neighbours yelling joyfully at a ball. The grift is a visiting empire in a tracksuit asking the public to pay for curtains, cops, signage, and the privilege of smiling through it.

Filed by Dockyard Ghosts / 2026-05-31

A host city is not a chew toy.

Vancouver gets told to act honoured while rules, routes, signs, streets, and public money get tuned for the tournament machine. That is not celebration. That is civic cosplay with an invoice stapled to it.

Filed by Dockyard Ghosts / 2026-05-31

The clean zone has mall-cop energy.

They call it brand protection because 'temporary privatization of ordinary life' sounds bad on a lanyard. If a sidewalk needs sponsor clearance, the sidewalk should develop a mouth.

Filed by Dockyard Ghosts / 2026-05-31

Vancouver is not alone in the blast radius.

Mexico City workers, families of the disappeared, U.S. rights groups, Vancouver organizers, fan coalitions: different cities, same suspicious smell. The party lands with fireworks; the bill sneaks in through the service entrance.

Filed by Dockyard Ghosts / 2026-05-31

The ticket racket wore a little monocle.

Dynamic pricing is a casino in a scarf. Fans get told to feel grateful while opaque seats, resale traps, and official scarcity perform a tiny ballet called Shut Up And Pay.

Filed by Dockyard Ghosts / 2026-05-31

Keep football weird, public, and badly behaved.

FEEFA is not here to replace the spectacle with nicer branding. It is here to make the spectacle trip over its own velvet rope: posters, receipts, jokes, field reports, and enough civic side-eye to fog the hospitality suite.

Filed by Dockyard Ghosts / 2026-05-31

The Invoice

Official low-end core cost estimate

320 million CAD

Pulled: 2026-05-30

Checked: 2026-05-30

Receipt

Official high-end core cost estimate

338 million CAD

Pulled: 2026-05-30

Checked: 2026-05-30

Receipt

Official low-end service cost estimate

67 million CAD

Pulled: 2026-05-30

Checked: 2026-05-30

Receipt

Official high-end service cost estimate

74 million CAD

Pulled: 2026-05-30

Checked: 2026-05-30

Receipt